Because I am naturally a fairly sweary person, the planner has some swears in it.
But I have kids, too, and I totally get not wanting them to see that kind of thing
lying around. So there are two choices available …

‘Mary Poppins’ is the (U) version, which can be left on the kitchen table with
no blushes necessary, and ‘Bridesmaids’ is the (18) version that might need to be kept in a drawer …